A TRIBUTE. MY TELEPHONE CONVERSATION WITH PROF. KONGI by Lafup Comedian.

Lafup: I was on the road late yesterday evening as I decided to have a telephone conversation with Kongi on this day of his harvest about the unlimited liabilities of our leaders, the beatification of the area boys as well as falsehood of the interpreters at the altar.

Prof: All these on my birthday? You know what, I'm trying to have some dialogue with the bottle of wine before me. So how are you anyway?.

Lafup: I should ask how you're doing and yes, happy birthday once again.

Prof: For someone like me, at this age, life gets more final everyday. We should be bothered about you. 

Lafup: For now not so bad.
Soyinka: You see you're enjoying.
Lafup: Enjoying what?.
Soyinka: The Nigerian politics i guess.

Lafup: Trust me  sir, the Penkelemess years are here again. The open sore on our continent has been further opened even the mad men and the Specialists can't get a punch line at it. But I see an Ake coming handy into every youth's hand if the dance of the sabisa forest go on much longer. For our leader, you had mentioned. The man dies...we won't be quiet. Samarkand and other markets I have known up north are all burnt. Trust me, nothing can distract Eleshin any longer for all his spec are already snatched by the "Dancers" all the Sidis are gone.

Prof: I trust education should be better since some "interpreters" made some convenant in that area.

Lafup: Less than little is left for the jackals these days. The lions take their jewels abroad since they know how well they have strangle the sector. Their jewels return as the child Internationale if they don't get held with bombs on.

Prof: ...and Nepa is better now.

Lafup: Ba'cchea! Abegi!

Prof: Even with the privitisation?.

Lafup: One truth, Nepa? PHCN? Only one name defines them well, Abiku!.

Prof: Haha! Funny Lafup using my lines to make fun of us.

Lafup: Your repertoire is rich Prof, I think it robs off me.

Prof: I like comedians even the one at Aso rock.

Lafup: LOL. 

Prof: How about the   money market?.

Lafup: The trial of bro Jero was real, he metamorphosed from his bow-tie to the turban. Also he dropped the Law suit for the tailored royal tunic.

Prof: By the way Lafup, have you seen Etike revolution?.

Lafup: Etike revo-wetin?. Rice has always worked in our politics, it does still. Ask the FFs.

Prof: HaHa! Lafup! Thanks for the call, go to bed now. You must set forth at dawn.

Lafup: You're welcome Prof. Thanks to you too for sharing your works and life with us. With great hope we await the dawn even as the night feels so final. On a final note prof,...hello...hello...prof are you there Gosh! Network!.